ALL SEVEN PARTS

Flying Teddy Bears?

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*Roxas and Axel are standing in the hallway talking*
Roxas: I am not a scaredy cat! My name's Roxas, not Demyx.
Demyx: Ya know, walls are pretty thin guys! *comes out of his room*
*random squishy pink pillow comes flying out of nowhere and hits Roxas*
Roxas: Ow! where did that come from?
Demyx: *picks up pillow* Hey this looks familar..... I think-
Axel: Wow! You think? I didn't know that!
*large teddy bear comes out of nowhere and hits Axel*
Axel: What the- ?
Demyx: Hey wait a sec... this teddy bear's bigger than mine! TT-TT but it does look familar.... just like the pillow...
Roxas: Well they came from over there, so...
Demyx: TT-TT it's bigger than mine!!
Roxas: uh, actually I was gonna say we should check it out.
Demyx: oh... right.
*the three of them check it out*
Axel: hey isn't that-

  
More Fun With A Teddy Bear

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Demyx: yeah! It's Amber!
Amber: took you guys long enough! *sees that Demyx is holding her teddy bear* Now may I please have my teddy bear back?
Demyx: no. I want it. I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.
Amber: His name is Pooky, he is mine, and you could possibly be sued for copyright infringement.
Demyx: Copymawhozawhatzit?
Amber: Never mind.
Roxas: So Demyx, would mind introducing us to this friend of yours?
Axel: It's his girlfriend.
Amber & Demyx: shut up.
Roxas: um...
Amber: My name is Amber, and I happen to be a friend of Demyx.
weird voice coming from pretty much nowhere: Oh friends! Is that all?
Amber: *recognizes voice* Shut up, Debra!
Debra: *shows up* Make me.
Amber: You know I can't. Unless I had WAY too many cookies.
Axel: *explaining to Roxas who looks pretty clueless* Amber's sugar highs are just as bad as Demyx's. And Debra could totally whoop Amber's butt any day.
Roxas: got it.
Axel: memorized.
Amber: shut up. *turns to Demyx* Now Demyx, may I please have my teddy bear back?
Demyx: hmm... (reluctantly) ok. *gives it back*
Amber: thank you. *smiles*
Demyx: *smiles back*
Amber: *smiles again*
Demyx: *smiles some more*
Debra: Will you two stop flirting?
Amber & Demyx: I'm not flirting!
*Marluxia portals in* *sees Pooky (Amber's teddy bear)*
Marluxia: Is that a... OH DEAR GOD NOO!!!!! *portals out*
Amber: what was that about?
Axel: flowerboy is afraid of *snicker* teddy bears.
Amber: *also snickering* teddy bears?
Demyx: and barbie dolls.
*Amber and Debra look at each other and smile*
Roxas: *slightly freaked out* what?
Debra: Oh nothing, it's just... *imitating Marluxia with high pitched girly voice* Hi! I'm Marluxia! I have frizzy pink hair and a barbie-pink scythe, and I control flowers! Aren't I pretty?
Amber: *continues imitation* I'm so manly! OMG is that a teddy bear? RUN!! IT'S THE ULTIMATE DESTROYER!!!
Axel, Demyx, & Roxas: LOL
*door opens*
Everyone (except person who just walked in) thinking: {Oh darn! What's he doing here?}


Fangirls?

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Saix: *sees Debra* What are YOU doing here?
Debra: I was going to ask you the same thing.
Saix: Um... I live here
Debra: Lame excuse...
*Saix leaves*
Amber: *hiding behind Demyx* Is he gone?
Debra: Yes.
Amber: Yay! He's scary.
Debra: Ugh sometimes you are so like demyx...
Amber: Wait.. is that supposed to be an insult or a compliment? Cuz to me it sounds like a compliment, but knowing you...
Debra: That's for me to know and you find out.
Amber: *rolls eyes*
Axel: Ok ladies, break it up.
random voice: ♥♥♥ OMG AXEL!!!!!! I LUV U AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!!! ♥♥♥
Axel: Oh no... they found me!
Demyx: Who?
Axel: Fangirls!!!
Amber: No, worse! It's my cousin!
Roxas: You don't mean...
Amber: Yes. JoLea.
Debra: Oh no, not her!
Demyx: She's like, president of the Axel fanclub.
Debra: Well, could be worse. She could a yoai fangirl.
*everyone shudders*
JoLea: ♥ OMG I can't believe it! It's really Axel! You're like the hottest guy in the organization!♥
Amber: No! Demyx is!
Axel: ...
Roxas: ...
Demyx: ...
Debra: ...
Amber: ... Did I say that out loud?
Debra: Yes quite clearly.
JoLea: Liar you know Axel's hotter
Amber: No! Demyx is way better than Axel
*Axel & Demyx are not sure what to think of the fighting cousins*
*five minutes later*
Amber: Demyx is awesome!
JoLea: Pff! Demyx is a wimp..
Debra: {jolea... run}
Amber: WHAT DID YOU SAY??!???!???
JoLea: Nothing. Just pointing out a fact everyone knows.
Amber: *hecka mad* Um guys? If you'll excuse us for a sec.... (walks off into other room; JoLea follows)
*ten minutes of screaming and torture later*
*Amber walks back in*
Amber: I don't think she'll be bothering us any longer. *smiles* so... now what?  


Cookies!

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*Laxrene walks in*
Laxrene: Hey! When did you guys get here?
Amber: Oh i see. That's how you greet a friend.
Debra: (ingoring Amber) Hey Laxrene! Ignore Amber, she says that to everyone who doesn't say hello imediately.
Laxrene: So, this is the imfamous Amber you've been telling me about.
Debra: So how much do you like her?
Laxrene: Who said anything about liking her?
Debra: Oh i just have a feeling you like her.
Laxrene: Actually I do like her
Amber: I just have a likable personality
Demyx: I'm hungry.
Amber: so am I.
Debra: Well that was random.
Amber: Where's the kitchen?
Debra: I just realized it's like 4:00 and we haven't eaten since breakfast.
Amber: I knew I was hungry! To the kitchen! *batman music* ..... ok...
*everyone walks to the kitchen; Zexion's already there*
*Axel starts cooking, and Debra, Laxrene, and Roxas strike up a random conversation about socks.... strange*
Amber: *whispering to Demyx* Hey I wanna show you something.
Demyx: *also whispering* Really? What is it?
Amber: It's a secret. Come on!
*sneaks off to Demyx's bedroom*
Demyx: What is it?
*Amber takes out a bag of cookies*
Demyx: OMGYAYCOOKIESILUVCOOKIESANDILUVYOUANDCOO KIESAREAWE SOMEANDYOUAREAWESOMEOMGCOOKIES!!!!!
*Amber takes the time to translate what Demyx just said*
Demyx: er.. I mean.... cookies... nice. What kind?
Amber: Triple fudge chocolate chip!
*both of them start drooling*
Amber: I managed to sneak them past Debra.
Demyx: Sweet.

MEANWHILE

Roxas: and that's why I prefer green socks over orange ones.
Debra: Hey, where did Amber and Demyx go?
Laxrene: I don't know.... I didn't even notice they were gone....
Zexion: I smell cookies.
Everybody else: Cookies?!??!??!?
Axel: Oh no.... Demyx with cookies?
Debra: Even worse... Amber with Demyx with cookies!
*everyone rushes off to find Amber and Demyx*



Sugar High

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Demyx: *mouthful* oh mah gosh des is fo goot (oh my gosh this is so good)
Amber: i mo! pel meh apoot it! (I know! Tell me about it!) *swallows* We should do this more often.
*group from kitchen comes in*
Debra: Put down the cookies, and no one gets hurt.
*Amber shoves a cookie in her mouth defiantly*
Debra: AMBER!!!
Amber: *smirks* My cookies. And no one will ever take them away! *grabs cookies and runs*
*after a few seconds, Demyx follows*
*everyone chases Amber and Demyx*
*5 minutes later*
Roxas: There you are!
Demyx: COOKIESARETHEBEST!!OMGIHAVENTBEENSUGARHIGHINLIKEFO REVER!!
Amber: WESHOULDDOTHISMOREOFTEN!!HEYLETSFROLIC!!
Demyx: YEAH!!LETSFROLIC!!
*Amber and Demyx start randomly skipping all over the castle, holding hands*
Debra: Oh no, I was afraid of this....
Demyx: HEYLETSSINGASONG!!
Amber: OOHYEAHLETSDOTHAT!!
Axel: No! No singing!
Demyx: I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COCONUTS!
Axel: I said no singing.
Amber: nonono... I'VE GOT A LOVELY BUNCH OF COOKIES!
Roxas: It's too late... they're sugar high.
Amber & Demyx: THERE THEY ARE A-STANDING IN A ROW-HO-HO!
Debra: I can't beleive she managed to sneak those cookies past me...
Demyx & Amber: BIG ONES, SMALL ONES, SOME AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD!!
Laxrene: nice going, Deb..
Amber: CATS! *DING* I'M A KITTY CAT! AND I DANCE, DANCE, DANCE, AND I DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!
Debra: I blame Youtube.....
Demyx: CATS! *DING* I'M A KITTY CAT! AND I MEOW, MEOW, MEOW, AND I MEOW, MEOW, MEOW!
Amber: I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT, AND GUESS WHAT'S INSIDE IT?
Demyx: COOKIES?
Amber: NO THE COOKIES ARE RIGHT HERE. *holds up bag of cookies*
Demyx: OH RIGHT I FORGOT. ... PANTS!
Amber: C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!
Roxas: Debra, if you don't make them shut up right now....
Demyx: OH COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C!!!!!
Debra: I'm thinking!
Amber: WOW!!!!!!!!!
Demyx: OOH WHAT IS IT?
Amber: DEBRA'S THINKING!
Demyx: OOH....
Debra: Amber, shut up!
Amber: HEY THAT'S MY LINE!!! CATCHPHRASE STEALER!!
Debra: Catchphrase stealer? As if!
Demyx: HEY YOU DID IT AGAIN!
Amber: WHAT'S NEXT YA GONNA MAKE ME MEMORIZE SOMETHING?
Debra: Shut up Amber! *punchs her shoulder*
Amber: Hey!!!!! *starting crying*
Demyx: Hey you made her cry! *starts crying too*
Zexion: Great, now how are you gonna calm them down?
Roxas: Hey, I got an idea! Rock a bye baby in the tree top, *Demyx and Amber kinda calm down a little* When the wind blows the cradle will rock, when the bow breaks the cradle will fall...
Demyx and Amber: Fall? WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laxrene: Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water *they stop screaming cuz they love water* Jack fell down and broke his crown...
Amber & Demyx: Broke? WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zexion: hmm.... The itsy-bitsy spider...
Demyx & Amber: Spider? WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debra: *desperate* Baa-baa black sheep, have...
Amber & Demyx: Sheep? WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Roxas: Patty-cake, patty cake...
Demyx & Amber: Cake! ........ WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Debra: Quick! Someone think of another song! Something that's not scary!
Axel: I got one! Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts and ...
Debra: Axel!
Roxas: no wait... it's working! *Amber & Demyx have stopped freaking out*
Axel: Great green gobs of grimy greasy gopher guts floating in my ice cream..... *whispers* And I don't got a spoon...
Amber & Demyx: No spoon? WWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Axel: That was fun! * leaves*
Debra: No wait!!!  


Sugar Crash & Glompage

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Debra: {I'm gonna kill Axel..} Hey Amber!
Amber: *looks up* huh?
Debra: *pulls out a spoon* I got a spoon!
Amber: *stops crying* ooh! *grabs spoon*
Demyx: Hey where's mine?
Debra: *pulls out another spoon* {where the heck am I getting these things??} Here ya go!
Demyx: Yay! *Amber & Demyx examine spoons thoroughly*
Roxas: Wow how'd you do that?
Debra: Very carefully....
Amber: *tosses spoon randomly* Ok now I'm bored again.
Demyx: *also tosses spoon* Me too.
Debra: uhoh...


MEANWHILE


*Laxrene and Zexion sneaked out shortly after Axel left*
Laxrene: How long do you think it will take them to figure out we ditched em?
Axel: Well Demyx and Amber won't care, and Debra will be too busy to notice. We should probably rescue Roxas though...
Zexion: Whatever. I'm going in my room. *dissappears*


BACK TO THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE FIVE LETTERS IN THEIR NAMES (no srsly they do!)


Amber: Don't worry Debra, the sugar high's over.
Debra: But that means...
Demyx: sugar crash!!
Amber: Dangit! So I guess that means we'll being getting tired soon. How about we watch a movie? Then if we fall asleep, no one will care.
Demyx: I call Dragonheart!
Roxas: I'll go get the wimps that left us here. *leaves*
Debra: I'll go help. *leaves also*
Demyx: *trying to figure out an excuse to hug/glomp Amber* So you have no objections to Dragonheart?
Amber: Nope! I love that movie!
Demyx: Me too!
Amber: ...
Demyx: ...
Amber: You're trying to find an excuse to glomp me aren't you?
Demyx: um...
Amber: You don't need an excuse. *smiles*
Demyx: um.. ok! *hugs/glomps Amber*
*Debra comes back in*
Debra: Hey Amber we got the mov- *sees Amber and Demyx*
*Demyx quickly gets off Amber*
Demyx: uh.. yeah.. I .. tripped.. accidently! And accidently landed on Amber!
Amber: um... yeah!
Debra: Over what?
Amber: um.. *throws pillow on ground* my pillow! He tripped over my pillow!
Debra: *rolls eyes* right..... Anyways we have to movie set up in the living room.
Demyx: cool! *runs off to living room*


A FEW HOURS LATER


Axel: Well that was fun.
Roxas: oh look, Amber and Demyx fell asleep, how cute!
Debra: and vunreable! *evil look on face*
Roxas: Oh no! You're not gonna...
Debra: No I'm not. I was just kidding!
Roxas: oh good.
Debra: *raises eyebrow* Or was I?



Catching some Z's......

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Debra: Nah, I can't think of anything.
Amber: zzzzzzzglmpkekiszzz
Debra: ... ok then.
Demyx: zzzzzluvmbrzzzzzzz
Roxas: I think I understood that.
Amber: zzxymedzzzdemmyzz
Debra: I can have fun with this... *walks over to Amber* *whispers in ear*
Amber: zzzidontwannapuppyzzzzkittyzzzdancedanzz zz
Axel: Hey that looks like fun *Walks over to Demyx and whispers in his ear*
Demyx: zzzzmahcookiezzzzzzzzzctrzzzzzxzzzzzz
*Debra giggles* *whispers to Amber again*
Amber: zzzzzzyepperzzzzzzzzzsndsliekpepperzzzzz zzzzzzzzz
*Debra snickers*
Roxas: What did you say?
Debra: I asked if she was in love with Demyx.
Roxas: I wanna try! *goes over to Demyx and whispers in his ear*
Demyx: zzzzzzzamberzdabestestzzzzzzzzzzzz
Amber: zzzzthnkjoozzzzz
Debra: Did she just say thank you?
Demyx: zzzzzzzurwelcumzzzzzzzzzzzz
Axel: Let's listen in on their conversation.
Amber: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzziluvjoozzzzzzzz
Demyx: zzzziluvjootooooozzzzzhuggyzzzzzz
Amber: zzzzzquitcallinmeadiaperzzz
Roxas: O_o
Amber: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzabcdefgxyzzzzzzzzzzz
Demyx: zzzzzzsingwithmezzzzzzzz
Debra: LOL they're dreaming about the alaphabet
Amber: zzzzzshutupzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Demyx: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwhatshesaidzzzzzzzz
Amber: zzzzzzzzzowienohitmahshoulderzzzzz
Demyx: zzzdebradogestooquicklyzzzzzzzz
Amber: zzzzzzzzzzzoohdebsaidgotitmemorizzzzzzzz zzzz
Demyx: zzzzzzownedzzzzzzzz
Amber: zzzzzzzzzlolhairsonfirezzzxzzz
Debra: say what?
Axel: LOL sounds like I set your hair on fire
Debra: Whatever. *yawns* I'm tired. I'm gonna go ask Laxrene if I can sleep in her room.
Roxas: What, you're not gonna sleep in your boyfriend's room?
Debra: Zexion's not my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!!
Roxas: ...
Axel: ...
Debra: ...
Amber: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzexyndebsittinginatre zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Debra: Shut up or I'll wake you up and it won't be pleasant!
Roxas: ... I was actually thinking of Mansex (Xemnas).
Debra: ..... oh.. 1. ew 2. ew 3. tell anyone I like Zexion, and die.
Axel: Ha! So she admits it!!
Debra:.... I'm gonna go now. Good night! *leaves for Laxrene's room*
Demyx: zzzzrubberduckyouretheonezzzzzzzzzzzzzzn ightzzzzzz
Amber: zzzzzzzzyoumakebathtimesomuchfunzzzzz
Demyx: zzzzrubberduckyimawfullyfondofyouzzzzzzz zz
Amber: zzzzzzzzzzbobobodeedozzzzzzzz
Roxas: That's creepy....
Demyx: zzzzznoitisntzzzzzzzzzz
Amber: zzzzzznoperzzzzz
Roxas: whatever. Good night guys! *goes to his room*
Axel: Night! *does the same*